I really have no idea why I am about to post this picture- I just know it made me laugh and I hope it makes you laugh too.
My name is Marlo.
I have been a weird, hippy, witch doctor person for a long time- I was green when green wasn't even cool yet, before green was the new black, before Al Gore imagined up global warming, before carbon footprints, before...... just kidding.
I really should not be writing right now I am feeling way to hyper!
Nice deep breath. Get grounded. Get Zen. Hahaha!!
OK. I think I am ready now.
I am shockingly single.
Mother of one.
Sister to 5.
Mormon.
Aries.
Occasionally obnoxious.
I am a massage therapist and a doula.
I want to visit Greece.
I love pizza.
I want to live on my own little farm someday. I want horses, goats, chickens and a pig. Horses to ride, goats to milk, chickens for eggs, and a pig just because they are funny looking.
I do not love blogging.
I am trying to learn Spanish.
Right now my hamstring is bothering me.
I am not good at team sports.
My favorite movie is Braveheart.
I think Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby ice cream is the best flavor ever invented!
I believe that all diseases can be cured by natural medicine and faith.
I love my friends.
I love guns.
I love trees.
I love 80's music and country.
My ideal outfit would be a fifties house dress with an apron and muck boots.
I wish I was a more creative cook.
I wish I had a man to cook for.
I wish I had a man who was a creative cook!!
I love to read.
Crocs are ugly but I wear them anyway.
My secret shame is that I love watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
I think it would be so cool to play the harmonica.
I like homeschooling, cloth diapers and home made jam.
I respect women who stay home with their children, make dinner for their man and breastfeed their babies.
I like men who drive trucks, use good language, and love this country.
I think dental health is crucial!! Brush the teeth people. Brush the teeth!
For some reason Jill thinks I have the time and talent to contribute to her fabulous blog- I will try to give some 2 cents every now and then.
And now I need to go to bed.